I Need To Bite You

Oh pierce my eyes with your eternal blush!, devine is your scent as I glorify your existence, my finger grasp your perfect shape, Greed!, Forgive me for lust is strong as I cut your skin, my bites make you drip and I lick each drop for to waste you my dear is a sin unforgiven.

Referring to an apple. This is what we did in creative writing class this week.

I like this picture.

and I dont know why i love it

taken here

My first attempt of a creative writing (kononnya)

Our first class of TESL 620, Creative Writing. We did some activities, my favourite is when we have to think of someone who ask a lot of questions and come up with 6 possible questions along with the answers. We later combine them into a poem so it will be like a real situation of interrogation, mine is between me and my grammar teacher:

My Grammar Teacher

'why are you late?'

'teacher, please define 'late'

'have you finished your homework?' 

'teacher, your homework is a humiliation to my knowledge'

'if I ask you to promise me to never come late again, will you?'

'teacher, again that depends on your definition of  late'

'anyone finish reading the article on grammar i gave last week?'

'teacher, you are in the wrong class, this is Ekonomi Rumah Tangga class!

'Why are you so stubborn?

'because you are not the teacher for this class!'

'Okay you guys hate me now?'

'we hate you because you think we hate you'

Seriously, this one wont win me Pulitzer (did I spell that right?) but it is good enough for beginners.

Faces and Friends: Where shah teach us Domino

Orang kaya kita yg belanje sakan kami, respek ar kak mira!

Tour guide kami yang mana pengetahuannya megenai Domino melayakkan beliau menjadi operator Domino sepenuh masa, Go Shah!

Muka penuh macho (yang cover) menahan perut yang lapar

Dalam hati (ko macho ker Ramzi?)

Tour guide in action!

Sebelum (bayangkan sendiri selepas punye scene, hint, kusi tunggang langgang akibat tabiat pemakanan Azim yg tidak seimbang) takde modal nak buat lawak?

Zue yg menafikan kemacho-an ku cuba menunjukkan contoh macho yg terbaik sehingga menakutkan akak kaunter Domino

Azim lantas tercabar harus membuktikan kenmacho-an nya juga!

Lalu sama - samalah mereka memachokan diri mereka!

Aku jugak yang ayu, HAHAHAHAH!

Pastu semua orang nak posing ayu gak, nyampah!

Ramzi: Ikut suke korang la yang penting kita.........

Mira, Shah, Zue & Azim: HAPPY!

Happy Birthday Cohort 4

Salam to my dearest blogger friends!

dalam khusyuk syahdu meratapi hidupku nan tidak sempurna ini (rujuk post dibawah) lupa dan alpa pula untuk mengucapkan happy birthday to this crazy bunch of looney, fruit-cake-deliciously-banana-cuckoo-crazy people (which I am a part of) known as COHORT 4!

The Cohort 4 logo, designed by Meor

Fear not ya dear friends, we are actually the fourth batch of TESL link programme between Institut Perguruan Kota Bharu (IPKB) and UiTM. In a few days we gonna start our fifth semester and on  4/7/2009 we celebrate our 4th birthday! yay!

Eh, seronoklah being with u guys! from the blood donation programmes we held to Pygmallion and Machbeth that we famously stage in IPKB.

Us of Link 7

Us Of Link 8

Alhamdulillah!