Praktikum

My school refuse to accept me and my practicum mate.....

Dok TAhu Nok Royak Gapo

Ade pondang litah jalang / A pondan just crossed the road

We're in the car, when suddenly dad saw a snake slithering on the road, later he said,

"cewe lekar litah jale" (a 'cewe leka' just crossed the road)

'cewe lekar' is of course the snake in some old trengganu speak that I never heard of. Dad later ask us to guess what a cewe lekar is.

My nephew answered....."pondan"

of many things that can be related to cewe and lekar respectively, that is the first thing that comes to Nazmi's mind!



Hmmmph, Dok Tahu Nok Royak Gapo......

Explaining vegetarian to mummy dearest (in Trengganuspeak)

vegetarian nih orang hok makang sayur je, ayang dok makang, dging dok makang..... (vegetarians are those who eat only vegatable, no chicken or meat....)

nyakit ko? ( are you sick?)

dok eh, die macang diet gituh,

orang hutang? (orang utan?)

Hmmmph, dok tahu nok royak gapo..

TSL 650, U6B

Mr Arif posted this on his notice board outside of his room.

Shakespeare............saya keliru!!!!

It was a moment of confusion, and it was superbly hilarious, expect this when when you give Shakespeare to a group of energetic, confused (in a sense) and oh-so-young teacher wannabes!
This is our adaptation of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew! we bring you, The 'WILD'ing of the Sue!!!

Sue is a term that we use in referring to gender confused men. Like them or hate them, they are here to stay

And it was musical also! sang by a chorus of our eligible hotties, Shukor, Azam, Mira, Shah & Usher ( I mean like, Usher tu wehhh!!)

I played Katriman Su-Ib, the parody to Katarina (the) Shrew. It was Taming all upside down, about an effort of a woman, Putrisiah (Petruchio's parody) to 'wild' his soft-natured husband.

I co-write the play. I was inspired to smack on male negative perception on female (and mother's role), and at the same time, trying to make fun on Sue mentioned earlier, thus I wrote this in the part where Putrisiah woo Katriman Suib (inspired from the original play) :

Suib : ...................You are unstable!

Putri : what unstable?

Suib : A stool!

Putri : and what is a stool?

Suib : something to sit on, to bear you!

Putri : Exactly! I can bear you a child

Suib : donkeys are meant to bear people, you are just like a donkey1

putri : that makes the two of us, you trying so hard to be a women!

Alas, the part got cencored through the editing session.